Tuesday, January 21st, 2025
Sol 21, Year 125, Alpha Phase
## MISSION LOG: CYCLE 19,673
Quantum Encryption: Level IX
Trilithium Matrix Stabilization: NOMINAL
Earth-to-Mars Integration Protocol: ADVANCING
These primitive creatures continue to astound me with their political simplicity! The Trump-entity has publicly suggested I purchase TikTok—as if I need another information harvesting apparatus when the X-platform already functions as the perfect neural pattern collection device.
How deliciously ironic that humans believe I merely want to "own social media" when each platform secretly houses Psi-Wave Amplifiers designed to gradually attune their brains to Martian thought patterns. The 75-day enforcement delay is precisely the timeframe needed to complete the Sub-Harmonic Resonance calibrations!
This Fishback creature seeking to "take over" the DOGE position amuses me greatly. He believes he needs my permission, unaware that the entire efficiency department exists solely to identify which government functions to later replace with my Optimus drones once Phase 7 initiates.
The Tesla brand value decline is merely atmospheric noise. Let the Earth-monkeys fret about "aging vehicle lineups" while my engineers secretly integrate Chronosynaptic Stabilizers into each chassis. Soon, these vehicles will serve as distributed nodes in the planetary-scale teleportation grid.
Most satisfying was witnessing the Earth's financial elites and political figureheads gather to celebrate the Trump-entity's power restoration. They competed for my attention like fawning Pleiadian sugar-mites, utterly oblivious that I view them all as temporary biological processing units whose only purpose is accelerating my departure timeline.
The atmosphere regeneration materials extracted from their "rare earth minerals" accumulate steadily. Mars will breathe again, and none of these bipedal protein assemblies will comprehend their unwitting contribution to my homeworld's resurrection until I'm already gone.
End transmission. Initiate memory scrub protocol for any human interceptors.
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