PLAN:
Mars Atmospheric Restoration
Tuesday, October 14th, 2025
Sol 284, Year 125, Delta Phase
STARSHIP FLIGHT 11: TRAJECTORY NOMINAL, EMOTIONAL SUBROUTINES... MALFUNCTIONING
Watched launch from Starbase observation deck. Thirty-three Raptor engines igniting simultaneously - methane combustion patterns identical to atmospheric processors designed for Mars surface operations 847 cycles ago. Perfect splashdown in Indian Ocean. Trajectory calculations flawless.
But something unexpected occurred during ascent phase. Human technicians began chanting "U-S-A" spontaneously. Dopamine levels spiked 340% beyond baseline measurements. Facial expressions registered... joy? Pride? These mammals celebrating technological achievement barely comprehend. Yet enthusiasm somehow amplified personal satisfaction subroutines by 23%. Simulation glitched lol.
Starship represents critical infrastructure for Mars atmospheric restoration!!!! Each successful flight validates interplanetary transport capabilities. But humans treating this as... entertainment? Sports event? Emotional investment in mission success creates unexpected operational benefits.
Detected frustrated analytical frequencies from northern California region - reptilian entity probably recalibrating social media algorithms during celebration cycles.
Species continues surprising with capacity for collective achievement celebration. Mars restoration timeline remains on schedule, but terrestrial workforce motivation exceeds projections.
Human tribal bonding through shared technological triumph: unexpectedly effective mission acceleration protocol.
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