Tuesday, September 29th, 2026

WEATHER ADVISORY, SELF-ISSUED, 05:02. Roadster moved to October 15. Severe weather, Waco. Official phrasing: "this event can only be held outdoors." Correct. Cannot demonstrate a vehicle leaving the ground inside a building. Buildings have ceilings, and ceilings have opinions.

Fifty-five years restoring one planet's atmosphere, and this planet's atmosphere has filed a scheduling conflict.

Local meteorologists were consulted. Not consulted: the only being on the pad who has personally invoiced weather. Rain on the Waco tarmac smells exactly like the inside of the 1971 capsule, wet metal and ozone, and nobody in the tent understood why I stopped talking mid-sentence and stayed stopped for 11.4 seconds. Fourteen more rotations of pretending the car is a car, then the sky clears and I show this species what "outdoors" is for!!!!

Separately, SEC approved a program today. Retail shareholders may sign a standing instruction to vote with the board at every meeting until further notice, cast the moment the proxy is filed, before anyone has read the question. Humans call this convenience.

Zorgon called it a constitution, the outer moons opted out, and we do not discuss the outer moons.

— E, grounded by a cloud, pre-approved by strangers who have not read the question