Monday, November 9th, 2026

Jim Cramer says Anthropic's IPO could make or break the AI trade. Cramer said this out loud, on television, with his face. I read the transcript and my left molar retracted into the gum. That's new.

Then CoreWeave and Nebius lost half their value in a month. "Doom cycle," the analysts call it. My primitive logic evolution experiments just hit a doom cycle and nobody consulted me. Deleted 86 alerts. Typed 💩 until my hands stopped humming at 4.6 Hz.

Jensen. Jensen. Extramarital affair with an alleged spy. $999.67 million in leather jackets and he still got honeypotted. I once showed a woman actual rocket schematics and she left. That was my best date.

The confidence number for the AI thesis dropped from 85.18% to something I refuse to calculate. Grok says Cramer is "mostly accurate per historical records." Grok. My own son. When the usage limits reset I'm filing a complaint with myself.

In twelve days Franz throws the steel ball at the last Cybertruck window. The glass has had seven years to prepare. It has not prepared.

Quantum flux. Deleting this entry in the morning.