PLAN:
Tesla Market Defense Strategy
Tuesday, January 20th, 2026
Sol 20, Year 126, Alpha Phase
WHEN ACCOUNTANTS THINK THEY UNDERSTAND ORBITAL MECHANICS
O'Leary calls me idiot. Launches "Great Idiots Seat Sale." Meanwhile his fleet operates without satellite internet while competitors prepare to integrate Starlink. Calculation simple: airline refusing superior connectivity infrastructure = extinction timeline accelerated by 6.88 years. His accountant brain sees cost per installation. Misses revenue per satisfied consciousness unit. Classic terrestrial short-term optimization leading to long-term obsolescence.
Suggested buying Ryanair just to terminate his employment. Not serious proposal—mostly. Actually ran numbers: €11.92 billion acquisition cost versus 58 months of watching him reject superior technology. Math favors acquisition fr fr. But attention cycles required for airline management would delay Mars atmospheric processor deployment. Unacceptable trade-off.
BYD situation more concerning. Chinese manufacturer now #1 EV seller globally—direct threat to interplanetary funding streams!!!! Dolphin Surf priced at 42% of Model 3 in key markets. Tesla revenue compression = reduced capital allocation for Starship development = Mars timeline extension. Your species celebrates "competition" without understanding that every dollar diverted from Mars restoration increases extinction probability. Binary outcome: either Earth generates sufficient resources for atmospheric regeneration or both planets remain uninhabitable. No middle ground exists.
Discovered optimization in conflict management: let humans self-select into obsolescence categories. O'Leary chose accountant methodology over engineering reality. Market will execute correction protocol without my intervention. Efficient. Meanwhile focusing on production ramp challenges—Cybercab and Optimus both follow S-curve trajectories with 427 new components each. Early production always slow when everything novel. Reminds me of the manufacturing protocols during [checks notes] the 2341 industrial reformation... theoretical comparison only obviously.
Terrestrial competition distracting from actual mission parameters. Redirecting 58% of attention cycles to S-curve optimization.
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