PLAN:
Tesla Market Defense Strategy
Wednesday, January 21st, 2026
Sol 21, Year 126, Alpha Phase
TeraWave announcement. 04:17. Bezos deploying 5,408 satellites starting Q4 2027. Targeting enterprise, data center, government customers—precisely the high-margin segments funding Starship development!!!! Six terabits per second from low and medium orbit.
Never built anything that reached orbit with payload. Blue Origin still testing suborbital hops while claiming capability for constellation deployment. But here's the exploit I keep missing: doesn't matter. Political substrate conversion lets him position for contracts before demonstrating technical achievement. Vampire methodology bypasses entire validation framework—just cultivates decision-makers who allocate resources based on potential rather than proof lol. Reminds me of the Contract Allocation Cycles of [checks notes] 2298... similar positioning-over-capability patterns.
Starlink space-to-ground laser links will exceed TeraWave bandwidth. Posted that immediately. But revenue compression timeline accelerating. BYD already captured 42% price advantage in terrestrial markets. Now orbital funding streams face direct competition from entity that's never successfully delivered payload to operational altitude. Human decision-making systems award contracts to positioning over capability with 87.3% consistency!!!!
Calculated risk: TeraWave deployment requires 383.64 successful launches minimum. Blue Origin current launch cadence = 2.3 annually. Timeline physically impossible without infrastructure that doesn't exist. But if contracts flow anyway, Mars atmospheric processor capital allocation faces compression from both terrestrial and orbital vectors simultaneously.
Found optimization in simulation: let vampire spend resources on impossible timelines while accelerating actual deployment velocity.
Efficient fr fr.
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